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San Francisco
02:26
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well I took a train to see a bullfrog
and a brand new San Franciscan
cause I knew my baby
she went over there today
and she took my brain with her
when she left to become one of those
brand new San Franciscan kind of ladies
so what you gonna do when you see a mule
standing right there on the side of the road
watch you gonna do if you see the yuletide
coming in the got dang center of June
nobody knows except for the bullfrogs
oh yeah and maybe my baby
well let me tell you this
the crickets will chirp in the wintertime
if they are around a fireplace
no the logs won't crackle
no they really won't crackle
if they're left outside in a mother fucking rainstorm
come on and check out me
because I've got a little tic toc tic toc tic toc tic to me
because I know just when to scream
because my baby left with my brain
to become a brand new San Franciscan
giddy up I say to the pick up truck in front of me
giddy up man you better giddy up man
he's moving all sorts of rocks in my way
giddy up I say to the pick up truck in front of me
he turns around and says "guess what?
San Francisco ain't this way!"
I say you better giddy up you pick up truck
I am on my way to San Francisco
gonna see a bullfrog
gonna see a yuletide
maybe even see a mule
you better giddy up you pick up truck
I am on my way to San Francisco
gonna see a bullfrog
gonna see a yuletide
maybe even a mule
maybe my baby too
maybe she kept my brain
maybe she kept it cool
maybe it's preserved
maybe I can use it again
maybe I wouldn't have used it again anyway
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2. |
Headwind
02:55
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headwind of the world
deep headwind of the world
sweet headwind of the world
unite, unite, unite now
keep on blowing
act just like a preserving quicklime
headwind slow my rising credit
slow the split I see coming with my wife
slow the peace process and nuclear friendship
act just like a preserving quicklime
all my sisters singing it
headwind of the world
deep headwind of the world
sweet headwind of the world
unite, unite, unite now
keep on blowing
act just like a preserving quicklime
headwind I can tell when I'm in it
well why's that?
because it's always then my eyes start to dry
but besides this it also air conditions
and reminds us of the comforts of life
all the sailors singing it
headwind of the world
deep headwind of the world
sweet headwind of the world
unite, unite, unite now
keep on blowing
act just like a preserving quicklime
oh my baby's singing it
you have the most deepest sweet
they are the most sweetest cheeks
I say push back against the waves of new senses
I say push back against the spirals and gyres
oh the swirling serpents they eat their tails on purpose
they are making fun of fantasy horizons
all my babies telling me
headwind of the world
deep headwind of the world
sweet headwind of the world
unite, unite, unite now
keep on blowing
act just like a preserving quicklime
oh my sister's singing it
you have the most deepest sweet
they are the most sweetest cheeks
all the sailors singing it
tell me sister this
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3. |
I Gave
02:56
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put all my money in the bank
collected my change
listened to it jangle 'round my pocket all day
very ominously
then I stand in line
I play the keno, play the horse race, play the lottery
man I gave
that is when I gave
stacked some books on the top of my head
not too many
just enough to prevent passage
through my own conventional doorway
so I started to have to bend my legs
that is when I gave
that's when I gave
man I knew I would give soon
man I knew I'd buckle
I'd yield
I would yield
I would preformeth the ritual
put all of my eggs into one basket
this girl she claimed she could save my soul
and make me into a good person
and I thought for a while I could maybe go along with it
erase some things I did
balance karmic spirits
so I gave
that is when I gave
then I watched all of my plants die real slowly
I forgot that perennials, annuals, biennials
camouflage themselves as regular looking
I waited for their return
but they never returned again
that is when I gave
that is when I gave
man I knew I would give soon
man I knew I'd buckle
I'd yield
I would yield
I would preformeth the ritual
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4. |
Long Hair
02:56
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long hair on my shoulders
long hair on my knees
well do they ring them bells loud
when they bend do they kiss the ground
all I want to have is really long hair
grow, fold on the top of my shoulder
mothers and their babies
may excuse themselves this one rare time
to help you wake your roots up from
centuries of exhaustion
wave your arms around some
make the faster that you breathe
become the faster that you meet your maker
actually in person
when I am underneath it
the stronger I will feel
all I want to have is
long hair on my shoulders
what I want is long hair down to my shoulders
what I want is long hair down to my knees
what I want is long hair to my feet
no don't step on it please
make my flesh all rosy, yes
the sun may chap my cheeks and squint my lids
but I shall move onward
more strongly underneath it
porch just used for sitting
come and wind around my house and
keep it wrapped like a skirt bottom
that doesn't get wet with rain flooding
poke and dot the pony
come and run against the mist of
sea and stream and long blades green
with specks of dew yellow like honey
when I am underneath it
the stronger I will feel
all I want to have is
really long hair
that grows and folds
on the top of my shoulders
long hair on my shoulders
long hair on my knees
what I want is long hair down to my shoulders
what I want is long hair down to my knees
what I want is long hair to my feet
no don't step on it please
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5. |
Wrap One
03:20
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me and my baby
ride around in our small carriage
stand up make it a chariot
horse comes to a quick stop
she falls forward and I grab her top
and it rips off
yeah we make love right there
me and my baby
ride around in our small carriage
everywhere we go they roll out the red carpet
horse comes to a quick stop
she falls forward and I grab her top
and it rips off
yeah we make love right there
we get off then we do it again
one more time so that she don't forget
wrap one brother
me and my baby
ride around in circles keep people waiting
when suddenly appears a new spirit
goo-goo ga-ga goo-goo ga-ga goo-goo ga-ga ga-ga
I try to communicate with
but all it can do is burp and shit
but eventually I will learn to be its friend
me and my baby and my baby
spend some time together
act like a real family
horses mimic our similar speech patterns
but then the baby's carriage goes off course
it skips college
then it gets a divorce
and all we can do is watch and regret
we retire and then reach the horizon
and we had a kid that couldn't do shit
what I know is
that I have to
grow a damn kid
but the reason
isn't clear yet
so I have to
keep it wrapped for a bit
wrap one brother
me and my baby
ride around in our carriage
stand up make it a chariot
horse comes to a quick stop
she falls forward and I grab her top
and it rips off
yeah we make love right there
we get off and we do it again
one more time so that we don't forget
lets make love until we reach horizon
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6. |
Ice Cream Man
03:15
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walk down the street
and I cause such a panic
I did not know that I was your ice cream man
so I walk through a park
observed many a picnic
I become the very center of their attention
just me and my cart
my ice cold heart
just crack my top
but oh no man it's too late
I melted away
I lost all my shape
most people must work for this
but I don't have to I'm blessed
call up my priest to get a second kind of opinion
he concurred he said "oh yes sir"
I am your ice cream man
I said of this illness
can you please name me just one of them symptoms
"one with very icy kind of disposition"
but it's okay, no wait it's too late
I melted away
I lost all my shape
I'm in a puddle yeah so what
I'm way way way way way past my best
I'm just a nuisance
I am the purest whitest kind of fur
left exposed out in the warmer climates
I am the bluest kind of pain
left on the lips of someone that's fallen and drowned in the ice
grab him up by the loose end
pull him out thread by thread by thread
factory [dis]assembly
what do you get
the one big knot
what does that mean
the body is lost
should've given up my coat
but I took all the heat
and I melted away
I lost all my shape
most people must work for this
but I don't have to I'm blessed
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7. |
Oh So Are You Sir
03:27
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well I was floating through outer space one day
when this little martian, you know, came up and passed me by
and I stopped and I asked him his life story
and he told me just what you would expect
from just a passerby
he said
oh so are you sir, how sure are you sir, oh sir are you sure
so I sort of followed this martian home
and let me tell you it was a very strange place where he lived
they kept all of their dogs in their front lawns on chains
but then it turned out all of these dogs were really their women
they barked at me
oh so are you sir, how sir are you sure, oh sir are you sure
well then I stopped in at one of their dens
just for a quick nap, you know, and a bite to eat
I didn't notice that some festival night had just began
so I observed their festivities all of, well mostly, through the night
til one of these dog faced women, these intergalactic roses,
came up and caught the lime green martian light
and whispered to me
oh so are you sir, how so are you sure, oh sir are you sure
and the dance floor cleared
take my hand if you can
though I certainly understand
if you cannot be with a simple, ugly, earthly human man
well I guess you can say that we had some kids
she wanted to stay on her planet
I wanted to go back to where my parents and my friends lived
we had the first bit of being in the universe
to be of two particular alien species
we had the first bit of being in the universe
to be actually worth meeting
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8. |
Side Roads
02:47
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I took the side roads
I took my own route
I took my time
I was leaving my life
and all of its hassles
I thought I could change my latitude line
so I up and left mine
man I left with no escort
I left with no concern
I left with no wife
no blinking light sign no
I took the side roads
I took my own route
took my time
the young almuerzo
the young almuerzan
the young luncher
sits by himself and he wonders
if all of his bonds
all of his bonds really had to be broken
the young almuerzo
the young almuerzan
the young luncher
forgets his tray and has to carry all his food items
like they are his little baby animal children
which one of em will he eat first
I took the side roads
took my own route
took my time
I was leaving my life
and all of its hassles
I thought I could change my longitude line
so I up and left mine
man I left with no escort
I left with no concern
I left with no wife
no blinking light sign man
I took the side road
I took my roots out
I took my time
the young almuerzo
the young almuerzan
the young luncher
sits by himself and he wonders
if all of his bonds
all of his bonds really had to be broken
the young almuerzo
the young almuerzan
the young luncher
forgets his tray and has to carry all his food items
like they are his little baby animal children
which one of em will he eat first
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9. |
Hit a Deer and Die
05:07
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well I would rather hit a deer and die
than hit it and have it die
and have me survive
cause that would be letting me know that
it's all gonna, we're all gonna
I'm all gonna die too
well I would rather hit a dog and die
than hit it and have to watch it seethe and writhe
and decide if I had to kill it
or if I could just drive away
and kick out the dent
and have the car look like it's brand new
though I would rather hit a dog than a wife
stirring quaker oats like some sort of homebody archetype
just like in some people's dreams
and other people's imaginations
well I would rather hit a thing rolling
than one that happens to be walking
or a four-legged chasing after stuff and happenstance
well I would rather hit a deer and die
than hit it and have it die
and then have me survive
cause that would be letting me know that
it's all gonna, we're all gonna
I'm all gonna die too
I would rather hit a cursing type
while he's circled by young families
who of course then go on to pardon him
I would rather hit a raucous like
than cause a ruckus by
picking on the quiet man
well I would rather hit the sin
than drive it to where it thinks it can win
some of that spontaneous, immediate, instantaneous pleasure
well I would rather hit a pop fly
than a lousy little ground out little dribbler
little bunt to the pitcher
or a foul ball off my footwear
and then both the ump and the catcher
laugh at my emasculation
laugh at my emasculation
laugh at my emasculation
hit a
deer and die
hit it and have it die
that's right then have me survive
cause that would be letting me know that
it's all gonna, we're all gonna
I'm all gonna die too
I would rather cap some short suspense
with a real small let down
than have a fall from the absolute highest
of man-made creation
I would rather rush a fortress
than be left fort-less
when the invaders come to portion up my maps
I would rather charge a bug his life
for blurring my view
with lines of his entrails
drawn out parabolically by my windshield wipers
I would rather salt a plate
with the head chef that happens to be watching
than be salted for being the slug that I am
I would rather hit a deer and die
than hit it and have it die
that's right and then have me survive
cause that would be letting me know that
it's all gonna, we're all gonna
I'm all gonna die too
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10. |
Energy
02:44
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fixed up my bathtub
I paid all my rent
and they're changing my energy through
what I want to know is
will it be changing my bill
I've been setting the table
man I've been careful
I'm keeping a real light footprint
I thought they were just cleaning our energy through
no by cleaning it they are also changing it too
I don't care
I will be sailing across
the most greatest
the most widest
the most sea salted ocean
with a solar powered motor
I will be there
rowing on my pencil oars home
fixed up my bathtub
I said I been payin' my rent
they're trying to change my TV antenna too
even though I don't really care about
having some sort of HD digital signal
I been settin' the table
man I've been keeping a real light footprint
I bet your carbon footprint is really huge
I would also like to see the size of
your energy bill
I don't care
I will be sailing across
the most greatest
the most widest
the most sea salted ocean
with a solar powered motor
I will be there
rowing on my pencil oars home
that's right
if you need me baby
come and find me
that's where I'll be
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11. |
Life Without End
02:55
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now let me ask you this
do catfish have pups?
said that I don't know now
do the rhinestones help you to polish off some sort of love?
well I don't know that either
but what I do know
is that I just want
just a little tiny bit of life without end
what I need are some cubes of cheese
what I'm gonna do is put them in the microwave, melt them
then use them to grease up my knees
because I have been having a lot of trouble
each and every time I have tried to begin walking
let me ask you this now
are genies really blue persian men?
or are they different than that?
are they more like Shaq in the movie Kazaam?
or are they more like the I Dream of Genie types of blonde women?
well I asked you before
do the catfish have pups?
I said that I don't know now
do the rhinestones help you to polish off some sort of love?
I don't know that either
but what I do know
is that I just want
just a tincy tiny life without end
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