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Sargentile

by Presto Bando

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1.
I Got Kick 02:45
Well, I don't mean to keep scaring you all and causing all of these false alarms but if a house cat gets nine lives a wild cat must get 10 times that long plus or minus some when in white shirt and short I am certain sure to be that angel dancing on the freshly mown grass even on the pavement I am still known to hold a pretty sizable advantage why's that? because he got, she got I got kick I can shock, I can pull asunder, I can subdue with just a very gentle tase I can shoot out of a radio tower and interrupt your television broadcast with an emergency message saying: I got she got when in white shirt and short I am certain sure to be that angel dancing in the freshly mown grass even on the pavement I am still known to hold a pretty sizable advantage why's that? he got, she got I got kick when in white shirt and short I am certain sure to be that angel dancing on the freshly mown grass even on the pavement I am still known to hold a pretty sizable advantage why's that? because he got, she got I got kick
2.
may allow back in knock knock, ding dong may allow back in the paleo cathedral may allow back in just put a bend in your sidewalk stop your cubicle gardening the paleo cathedral may allow back in put a bend in your sidewalk stop your cubicle gardening dig in some real dirt get your cuticles hardening just stop that cubicle gardening and if you see me walking down the street go ahead and splash mud on me I don't need clean pants with pleats to be seated or you can go ahead and follow me you don't need hymnals don't need money offering for where we're headed it's too primitive, too primitive the paleo cathedral may allow back in just put a bend in your sidewalk stop your cubicle gardening the paleo cathedral may allow back in put a bend in your sidewalk stop your cubicle gardening dig in some real dirt get your cuticles hardening just stop that cubicle gardening and if you see me walking down the street go ahead and splash mud on me I don't need clean pants with pleats to be seated or you can go ahead and follow me you don't need hymnals don't need money offering for where we're headed it's too primitive, it's too primitive what if I didn't know a thing? what if I wake up and I lose my wedding ring just like Tom Hanks's wife did in Apollo 13 yeah, what about then? what if I wake up and I've gotten my signals crossed and I'm fighting somewhere in Vietnam and I get shot in the butt while I'm running carrying my almost dead friend? may allow back in may allow back in
3.
Wildebeest 03:49
Well I just walked in to tell you Just to brag a little Let you swim very honestly In your jealousy, yeah Hey, come take a look at this No way, you shouldn't be embarrassed It's just the head from one of your dead parents Alright now Wildebeest don't cry You know you're not such a wild guy And hey those bullies that bother you They occasionally clobber you If occasionally means all the time all the time... Well I'm happy when you're happy I'm happy when you're sad I'm happy when you're crying I'm happy when you're mad Oh wait Is it the other way around? I'm the odd one left in the town Loop the rope over the branch Let the crowds gather round Get down now I said, Wildebeest don't cry You know you're not such a wild guy And hey those bullies that bother you They occasionally clobber you If occasionally means all the time all the time
4.
Apron 02:37
it was inadvertent tried to kill it but I hurt it then I changed my mind to avoid the verdict it was inadvertent inadvertently I was made into an apron today my friend defending himself subjected me to verbal cascades inadvertently I was made into an apron today my sisters ate the candy then they blamed it all on me inadvertently I was changed into a King Bird today of the genus Tyrannus that is both large and insect eating inadvertently I was morphed into a platelet today a minute non-nucleated disk-like cytoplasmic body inadvertently I was kicked off a shoe into a big puddle of rain a small accumulation of liquid, usually water, on a surface uncontained inadvertently I was blacklisted in the 1950s my political beliefs, real or suspected sympathies towards the American Communist Party inadvertently I was changed into a fissure today a narrow groove or furrow as is found in the liver or the brain inadvertently I was involved in a Rorschach folly the ink was meant to trick me into having guilty feelings towards my mommy inadvertently I was made into an apron today my friend defending himself subjected me to verbal cascades inadvertently I was made into an apron today my sisters ate the candy then they blamed it all on me it was inadvertent tried to kill it but I hurt it then I changed my mind to avoid the verdict it was inadvertent
5.
giving up on everything else except for you baby I'll take my coffee without the milk your sugar's all I need I'm giving up on everything except for making love to you, baby I'm giving up on everything else what if I quit the band? giving up on everything else giving up on tightening my belt once you commit to me we'll share our money in a joint bank account your money's all I need I'm giving up on everything except for making love to you, baby I'm giving up on everything else what if I quit the band? giving up on everything else couldn't we still be friends and find some time for some collaboration we could do our own thing help each other out when we need a part sung that's way too hard for our own voice to reach, yeah and as for who gets what if you can play it, then you get to keep it just find some way to fit some of your own lyrics in there they couldn't tell what song we were playing until we wiped away all of the electronics but then they couldn't tell what it was anyway then we built it back up again into something frightening and angelic but then they couldn't tell what it was anyway
6.
Follow Them 01:48
I left my half on that side of the lake well should I swim over and get it? or would that be a real big mistake? what if I called it a vat? would that do? well you could certainly swim across something like that now, couldn't you what if my dreams were as solid as fiction and what if I follow them what if I need to just make a prediction but then, nothing follows it what if my dreams were as solid as fiction I left my half over on that side of the lake never thought I would ever need to make a prediction never ever thought I could have made such a big mistake such a big mistake I left my half on that side of the lake well should I swim over and get it? or would that be a big mistake? what if I called it a vat? would that do? well you could certainly swim across something like that now, couldn't you what if my dreams were as solid as fiction and what if I follow them what if I need to just make a prediction and then, nothing follows it left my half over on that side of the lake never ever thought I could ever need to make a prediction never ever thought I could have made such a big mistake such a big mistake
7.
Game 02:48
well I want you to love me like I am your baby I want you to treat me like I'm your first everything then I want you to hold onto me so very closely every morning because I got what you need always and forever even if you leave me I will make it a game for you, honey I want you to drug me like I am your play thing I want you to milk me for my frosting and my cream and then I want you to hold onto me so very closely every morning because I got what you need always and forever even if you leave me I will make it a game for you, honey I will give you a run for your money oh yeah I want your love I will make it a game for you, honey I will give you a run for your money (I got what you need always and forever even if you leave me) oh yeah I want your love
8.
Not Much 01:14
Not much Not much Down by the river Dissolving my liver Stepping outside Catching my breath Away from a woman Dissolving my ticker I ain't know how much time I got left What do I know about these things they're telling me about? Not much Not much So I'm down by the river dissolving my liver And I'm stepping outside and I'm catching my breath Getting away from my woman who's dissolving my ticker No, I ain't know how much time I got left What do I know about these things I'm telling you about? Not much What do I know about this "love" they're telling me about? Not much Not much Not much Not much Not much
9.
Wind Charade 03:21
hey I'm like some wind charade on constant holiday from rest I'm always in motion but others say, no way you are like some kinda hurricane you always form your rage aways off on some kinda ocean but once you've seen me I swear it I will never be coming back I won't tell you this once again I will disappear into the day sky, broad daylight I will never be you will never ever see me coming back some people refuse that they're outside of their heads that's when I say don't you go baby (I ain't never coming back) I tend to refute and not recognize them that's when I say don't go crazy hey you're like some nursery feed your babies mystery from birth to protect their emotions but hey you are like some sort of a surgery see you help and you hurt but not emotionally you are still subject to rules and also to perversion okay it's the second time you've seen me but this time I really swear it I will never be coming back man I won't tell you this once again I will disappear right there into the day sky, the broad daylight no I will never be no you will never ever see me coming back some people refuse that they're outside of their heads that's when I say don't you go baby (I ain't never coming back) I tend to refute and not recognize them that's when I say don't you go crazy just try it now kick me down I'll get back up just try it once just try it kick me down you'll whiff through gusts go on just try it once you'll whiff through gusts I'll walk right through your waves and your entire bodily proportions okay, I admit it this is the third time you've seen me but this time I really swear it I will never be coming back man I won't tell you this once again I will disappear right there into the day sky, the broad daylight no I will never be no you will never ever see me coming back some people refuse that they're outside of their heads that's when I say don't you go baby I tend to refute and not recognize them that's when I say don't go crazy so kick me down
10.
Worry 03:16
when I worry I want to die when I don't worry I don't want to die I just want to rely on and encourage my interior but it takes thought to try this and for a thought I've got to get a loan I've got to pay interest I've got to purchase something from an accredited lender sometimes it's like that yeah it's gone then it's back then it's gone then it's back where it started she is lying on her side and I've been waiting all week for this we cut on the event and I start to disintegrate I survey the room for my most favorite indulgent accessory but then she starts to cry my patience is tested my allegiance put on trial while lying supine she tries to charm my spinal column sometimes it's like that yeah it's gone then it's back then it's gone then it's back where it started sometimes love is like that all gone all bad all good all back all over I say words with pauses my brain starts misfiring a charmed snake is my supine spinal colonnade I wander through purses to find the most private things to recall later that evening in case she doesn't show the intention is to invent the connection between that object and her and then replace that position in her purse and be carried everywhere around with her and have to revert to being inert and transferable sometimes it's like that yeah it's gone then it's back then it's gone then it's back where it started sometimes love is like that all gone all bad all good all back all over supine she tried to charm my spinal column
11.
Methuselah 02:30
Help me, Methuselah Help me, is your milk for sale? Help me, Methuselah So old, give me a first hand account of Jonah and the Whale Here are you milk duds, Methuselah Go ahead, why don't you just lie on the floor Here are your milk duds, Methuselah Tell me some secrets tell me some of your tall stories Help me, Methuselah Do you wanna trade, or is your milk for sale, or tell me what exactly is the deal? Help me, Methuselah Give me one of them stories Since you're so old Give me a firsthand account of Jonah and the Whale Here are your milk duds, Methuselah Why don't you just put 'em down Put 'em down, lie on the floor Here are your milk duds, Methuselah Shoot them at me like their from the blowhole of a whale Milky, Methuselah Esmerelda, Methuselah Kaopectate, Methuselah Metamucil, The Soothsayer Terri Schiavo, Methuselah Grover Norquist, Soothsayer Esmerelda, Methuselah Everybody, say that I love you Body, Methuselah Single file, Methuselah Kaopectate, Methuselah Single file, Methuselah Cinderella, The Soothsayer Cerebellum, Methuselah Laurel Canyon, Soothsayer Jonathan Kingman, I love you Help me, Methuselah Help me, Methuselah Help me, where's a soothsayer? Help me, Methuselah Everybody Thomas Pink men Obama Everybody I love you
12.
Mike Reese 04:17
sit down, Mike Reese I'm glad you had some time to meet you see, I've got a most important thing needs discussing I heard you're having trouble trying to support your family but hey, if money's the problem I got a solution I'll be offering Mike Reese what I've done is I've planned a robbery now just stay calm and hear me out we'll take equal cuts if things look bad we'll just give it up oh, we're not gonna play it safe we're gonna take it all that way we're sure we'll have enough and when it's done we'll drive down south we'll wait for things to start cooling off just tell your wife, just tell your friends you hit the jackpot playing slots oh, Mike Reese help me be a thief and then together we'll hide out think long Mike Reese what is the worst thing the absolute worst thing that could go wrong you know, if we get caught this town's so small we'll just end up sharing a cell or we could get shot collapse back to back amongst money piles our lesson learned our stories sharing the same title but all of our grief all of that luxury would together be found out (so long Mike Reese) so long Mike Reese I guess that I should say that now unless you can promise me that you'll follow through that your character is sound and of the people of the town simple hearted folk always get bailed out just tell your wife just tell your kids you had to be with someone else cause all of that grief all of that luxury I could not bear no I could not bear by myself (so long Mike Reese)
13.
Bird Flu 01:58
Well there is a grainy air of bird seed and bird flu, A grainy air of it And no the clothing won't help in shielding you Neither will breathing in through it Cause this is a (Grainy air of birds seen and birds flew Grainy air of it Clothing won't help in shielding you Breathing in through it) Because this is a grainy air of bird seed and bird flu No I've never ever seen a bird fly through something like this Better take your phone out and take a quick pic Cause the clothing won't help in shielding you Neither will breathing in through it
14.
I will love thee I will love thee like a palm tree I'll be holding on in a hurricane I will take you I will take you to a place oh so old for my health and of course for your own and the headlines read and the headlines read boy dies from a broken heart
15.
Hey, my name is Simon Wolf I ain't a wolf are you Come on, won't you tell me, my sweet little baby? You ain't a wolf are you? I can tell... Because I ain't no cannibal Hey, my name is Georgia Peach No I ain't fuzz-less are you? Now won't you tell me, my sweet mama? Oh you ain't fuzz-less are you? I can tell... Because I hate fuzz-less people Hey my name is The Key Bridge Let me tell you what I do right now I span over a river So that I can come and meet you darling And so that you can get across And bear the brunt of my lust And so I went out seeking Some sort of free radicals Because I thought that maybe they could help Aid my health, Age myself And so that the love and things That also happen to have gotten me down They will quickly be smothered out Hey, my name is thermometer Let me tell you what I do I need a barometer So that I am able to gauge the pressure Because the tear ducts they are bound to burst On the days when I am acting at my worst I said it before, my name, My real name is Georgia Peach I am fuzz-less are you? Come on and tell me my sweet little baby? You ain't fuzz-less are you? I can tell... Because I hate fuzz-less people I hate 'em And so I went out seeking Some sort of free radicals Because I thought that maybe they could help me Try to aid my health, Age myself And so that the love and things That just so happen to have gotten me down Would quickly be smothered out

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released October 13, 2014

Produced and Engineered by Emanuel Pires
Mixed by Marco Delmar
Kissed by Coco Delmay
Featuring Simone Shuffett, Alex Tebeleff, Jim Eustice, Andrew Taylor
Cover Art by Nati Brizuela-Pires
Words and Tunes by Presto Bando
Presto Bando is Brandon Ables and Corey Shinko

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